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… things changed.

“So they have to wear the same glasses to work here”
“I don’t think you needed to throw that at me” ( As usual the money/change/credit slip)
“why do they have to be so angry..?”

–”Can i sign out”
” I would if only they would get off the phone so i can use the ‘computer’”
( 10 seconds later )
“You know i could not sign this out as you were on the phone”
” I was talking to one of the owners”
” Oh”

-”Here is a napkin to wipe off the beer that your ID was just thrown in to”
more to come….

Boris Johnson is Mayor of London. WTF … and the BNP got any number of vote percentage above 0.0 . Really time for independence within Europe to avoid these people.

This will make no sense for anyone except the “childish people” in on May 1st.
The file should probably not be called trashcan. Anyone who knows the Saloon can guess what happened to make this sign be funny.

Ad by the power of Google i have some text; Small children look away NOW !!!

“no la mierda a la papelera”

P.S and Rangers beat Fiorentina on penalties. First European Final since 1972 when we beat the Fascists.

Celtic 3 Rangers 2.
5 points behind, 3 games in hand though.
Second Leg of UEFA semi final this week.

Just finding stuff on my old drives….
(test)

Rangers vs Fiorentina .
Win this then it all goes crazy.
No Surrender !!!

UPDATE 0-0 . Not the most exciting game ever but with suspended players and possible injured players back for game next Thursday we are in with a chance.

Race track Sunday

This 5th wheel was bigger than our combined camp site of 3 trucks, one trailer and a toybox.
( Our camp is to the left ) ( Also the trucks and 5th wheel combo had more tires then all of our setup due to double axles etc )

Jerry: What do you mean you’re in the same class?
Kramer: He almost beat me.
Jerry: Kramer, you’re fighting children?!
Kramer: We’re all at the same skill level, Jerry.

“We shall overcome”
Actual real life Americans are always better than the politicians they elect and the idiots who set themselves up as the voice of authority, why is that ?

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Long story short: My son got home, ecstatic with independence.

These days, when a kid dies, the world — i.e., cable TV — blames the parents. It’s simple as that. And yet, Trevor Butterworth, a spokesman for the research center STATS.org, said, “The statistics show that this is an incredibly rare event, and you can’t protect people from very rare events. It would be like trying to create a shield against being struck by lightning.”

“The problem with this everything-is-dangerous outlook is that over-protectiveness is a danger in and of itself. A child who thinks he can’t do anything on his own eventually can’t.”

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WASHINGTON - The Bush administration is likely to move its research on one of the most contagious animal diseases from an isolated island laboratory to the U.S. mainland near herds of livestock, raising concerns about a catastrophic outbreak.

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A simulated outbreak of the disease — part of an earlier U.S. government exercise called “Crimson Sky” — ended with fictional riots in the streets after the simulation’s National Guardsmen were ordered to kill tens of millions of farm animals, so many that troops ran out of bullets. In the exercise, the government said it would have been forced to dig a ditch in Kansas 25 miles long to bury carcasses. In the simulation, protests broke out in some cities amid food shortages.

.. it was a 3.1 earthquake. Short and sharp.

So if everyone is in a bar for a 21st what is the probability that the birthday child is the absolute youngest person in the bar.
Surely there must be a spread of ages and there are some underage people. so if no one is stopped from going in then …..

Try the Zoomify version here ( more fun, just takes a bit longer to load )

multiple updates of software, disk deletes and db backups.

Feb 6 , 1995 –> USA

[ Edit : That makes me a teenager … again ]

The deep fried one i was in charge of is the one with the smoke/steam.
Forget those intricate instructions. Full blast on the gas ; oil == 400 deg. for an hour is fine.

Here are the time scales ;
> 1 year you dont know me ( yesterday 3 people walked up to me not sure who i was after knowing them for 10 years ) Jen, Ellen and Randy ..
> 6 months you are not sure ( try it for yourselves )
> 3 months its easy. ( “they didn’t know you without a beard , we only knew you with one!” Thank you Brian and Stephanie
How about this as a test.

For Glasgow ( Ian, Hazel, Dave, etc ) people remember the ginger tramp that used to hang out around Queen street train station and then suddenly get grabbed off the streets and shaved and given a suit ; for some reason ( no job interview there ). Well think of my beard/hair of the millisecond before he is jumped on. Maybe i have a free suit waiting for me :-)

.. these idiots dare call others names.
Talk about people living in the past.

Scotland 1 Italy 2
Losing a goal in 2 minutes, gaining it back with a probably offside shot then a gift to the Italians from the ref and linesman of a free kick and subsequent header to goal.
We will be higher seeds for the World Cup draw so that is some good and we have a young squad.
Maybe next time. Again.